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zaramodel

You can hire a premium and juicy escort girl.

Got any suggestions for an overnight outcall to Merthyr Tydfil, per chance?

You can hire a premium and juicy escort girl.

Maybe one of them would enjoy receiving a BDSM?

Well, I thought some ladies might be interested? Apparently not, it would seem. If it's not outstanding cunnilingus that's required, can anyone suggest other expert functions that may be a bit more in demand? I'm quite useful in most departments but not anything that involves other males, unless they are watching and not participating. 

Call me old fashioned but I have no interests on that front.

Well, I thought some ladies might be interested? Apparently not, it would seem. If it's not outstanding cunnilingus that's required, can anyone suggest other expert functions that may be a bit more in demand? I'm quite useful in most departments but not anything that involves other males, unless they are watching and not participating. 

Call me old fashioned but I have no interests on that front.

andyrewmp64

Well I'm sure this wont be of help some 27 hours later. It's all about timing for sure. Anyway, I'm not a seeker of on line frivolity, it is not something a chap of my age and experience finds is rewarding  or a substitute for a mature woman of substance in the flesh regardless of intent. 

Theres fun and enjoyment and then theres fun and fulfillment and then some more?

just a piece of advise, to get laid, maybe talk a bit more normal. If i was the girl, I would find you weird. 

Well I'm sure this wont be of help some 27 hours later. It's all about timing for sure. Anyway, I'm not a seeker of on line frivolity, it is not something a chap of my age and experience finds is rewarding  or a substitute for a mature woman of substance in the flesh regardless of intent. 

Theres fun and enjoyment and then theres fun and fulfillment and then some more?

BerryKF

andyrewmp64

No thanks, it would appear to be, that you are a bloke.

You've obviously misunderstood the just of my post, at least.

For someone that is actually checking for customers, you are a strong one. tsk tsk peace out. how can someone hire you if you that mean

maybe that one just a faker, how about you? are you open for some spice in your DM? I feel so horny right now, I want to cum

andyrewmp64

No thanks, it would appear to be, that you are a bloke.

You've obviously misunderstood the just of my post, at least.

For someone that is actually checking for customers, you are a strong one. tsk tsk peace out. how can someone hire you if you that mean

No thanks, it would appear to be, that you are a bloke.

You've obviously misunderstood the just of my post, at least.

Hello love can we talk

Free expert Cunnilingus King looking for tasty matures in the Merthyr Tydfil area, or within 30 miles. Was a very regular licker until a year ago but now not had any for over 6 months. Will lick for hours apon end if its clean and well looked after. All you have to do is just lie there and I will do the rest. No need to reciprocate as all I want is fresh pussy but also have a 9 and1/2 inch cock if required. Can fuck for 12 hrs if needed and can ejaculate up to 6 feet with a dozen plus Spurts which is more than a mouthful. I just love licking tasty mature pussies alone or small groups until multiple orgasm which really turns me on. Will travel but can accommodate too. I just love being told what to do and am very patient as I just love sniffing pussey thru good lingerie and taking an hour to take your knickers off.