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I've seen this Arab girl, was hoping for a good time but it turned to be a complete waste of time and nerves. She did look gorgeous and hot, but conducted like a spoiled entitled brat. Massage is a crap and she didn't let me even touch her over her clothes. She's an ultimate clockwatcher and when she started with an OWO and HJ she did it in a full rush mode to get out of her place, and the worse part is that she didn't give a fuck what i was telling to her. I warned her that she's wanking too fast but she ignored me. I wanted half of my money back since she refused to please me at halftime, we had an argument afterwards. 


If you guys don't want to ruin your day, i suggest you better avoid her. 

 

https://www.escortrankings.uk/khadejarose-escort-bradford-240568

This little cunning cunt ghosted me a few days ago. She seemed accommodating and normal through the comms. We arranged the meeting and the services i wanted in a few minutes. When i came to the location she didn't answer my calls nor reply to my texts. I was standing and waiting for her response there like a fool... Don't punt her lads!  

 

https://www.escortrankings.uk/english-ruby-escort-croydon-192563

I had an serious itch to scratch and was aiming to hit on a Thai escort for the first time. I've chosen this girl because she seemed like a proper goer and sexy enough. Well i couldn't be more wrong, she's a bloody dead fish with no tendencies to oblige at all. Also is a heavy clockwatcher. Waste of money and time, avoid. 

 

https://www.escortrankings.uk/sexy-thai-engfa-escort-leeds-229384

I also came across her a few months ago, wish i didn't. It was the same story as yours, she really did nothing to please me, it would be better with a blow up doll.

https://www.escortrankings.uk/polish-natalia-escort-glasgow-245916

 

This meeting with Paulina/Natalia occurred in late November. I have to write a post about it since it was the worst meet in my life. She even brought her boyfriend or driver to the meeting, i couldn't believe my eyes when she approached to the apartment with another man, i wanted to leave but chronic need to fuck prevailed. When i asked her who the lad was, she said it’s her driver. OK, nothing unusual. We prearranged OWO, FS and CIM. She refused to do OWO, asked for extra which i didn't want to pay. FS was ridiculous, after few thrust she started to fake moan ''ooooooah yeaaaah babyyy, you're the beeest'', it put me off immediately and from that point there was no way back. I asked to give some of my money back since she didn't oblige what we had agreed prior the meet. She then started to behave like a psychiatric case, uncontrolled shouting and shaking her head and body. I accepted the that i got conned by a nutcase and left apartment. 

hellhounder

https://www.escortrankings.uk/polish-natalia-escort-glasgow-245916

 

This meeting with Paulina/Natalia occurred in late November. I have to write a post about it since it was the worst meet in my life. She even brought her boyfriend or driver to the meeting, i couldn't believe my eyes when she approached to the apartment with another man, i wanted to leave but chronic need to fuck prevailed. When i asked her who the lad was, she said it’s her driver. OK, nothing unusual. We prearranged OWO, FS and CIM. She refused to do OWO, asked for extra which i didn't want to pay. FS was ridiculous, after few thrust she started to fake moan ''ooooooah yeaaaah babyyy, you're the beeest'', it put me off immediately and from that point there was no way back. I asked to give some of my money back since she didn't oblige what we had agreed prior the meet. She then started to behave like a psychiatric case, uncontrolled shouting and shaking her head and body. I accepted the that i got conned by a nutcase and left apartment. 

Is she as hot as per photos on her escort rankings profile? 

Flat-chested with a flat ass, too skinny, im pretty sure she's a drug user. 

Little Ivy in Aldgate gave me herpes. I told the agency and rather than remove her services from adultwork they instead called me a liar and continue to allow her to work. 

Avoid at all costs. 

Unfortunately I threw a lot of money on this girl. Expected a lot and get nothing. Good comms and the moment i realised she's genuine were promising but then it all went downward. We didn't click from the start, she had that bitchy attitude that put me off, not a smile not a peck or something that will put you in the comfort zone, just a lots of mechanical things. Services were same if not worser, whatever i tried to spice the things up she would reacted with an annoying sigh. However, i managed to fill the bag, and that was the only positive thing about that meeting. Wouldn't recommend it to anyone who's looking for a GFE.

 

https://www.escortrankings.uk/tammy-xoxo-escort-whitechapel-249069

Stay away from Sensual_Kate_xx (adultwork ID: 4937458) if you're not a fan of wasting time and money. I (stupidly i know) paid a 50 quid deposit to see her and of course got ghosted when i came to the address. Fucking scammers. 

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/bradmore-wv3/lara---brazilian----no-rush--/329542610

 

I had a very bad Punting experience today.

 

 I generally avoid new Brazilian girls, mainly because I hate the fake boobs and fake sexual experience. But even though the majority have fake breasts, you will still get an average fair service.

 

I checked online and by some coincidence only two Brazilian girls around the city. I texted this number to make inquiries and specifically asked if she had natural silicon breasts. She said all natural.

 

I then for some reason asked if she takes 70 for 30mins. She said yes.

 

 

When I got there, even though I updated her all through, I arrived at about 6 pm she texted me to wait as she was in the market. I just thought what is the point lying as I knew she was busy? A few minutes(
15mins) later she texted she was back for me to come and confirmed the address.

 

So I finally get there and she meets me at the door. Once I got in I found she was average, in my opinion not beautiful despite being young.

She had full breasts in bra, I always prefer natural breasts and the only reason/thing I enjoy in a girl. 

I showed our text messages and she confirmed she is the one. When I give her the 70 pounds, she insists its 80. I showed her own messages and she insisted otherwise. So I decided to let go of 80 pounds. 

 

I  was very calm,I had enough money and usually tip after the experience. So wasn't really planning on paying less,just to know the girl and maybe bail out if it is bad.

She goes out to save the money and comes back again very robotic and unpassionate with ZERO eye contact. Was shocked to discover she had full FAKE BOOBS when she took her clothes off. I was really disappointed but didn't verbally complain.

 

First few minutes, she didn't have any eye contact, no passion, no smile. I really couldn't get an erection I found her so robotic and frankly like a corpse. Finally had some orals, again no performance, for some reason she preferred looking at the wall. Then we proceeded to have sex after like 30seconds, throughout she didn't ask what I wanted. After like one to two minutes she stopped and was asked 'Finish baby'. I just felt so pissed by then. I mean this girl just took 80 pounds from me and was for some reason wanting to discharge me after 5 minutes. Again I didn't complain. She repeated this twice and then I asked what the problem.

 

Again throughout she keeps wanting doggy. Her hands were always on her breasts to dissuade any touching or contact.

 

Sincerely, you get these entitled criminals who feel once they take your money, they can discharge you away. This girl was the worst Brazilian escort I have ever met, possibly the worst in the UK.  The lying about her fake breast and frankly non-non-performance was the worst I have ever seen.

 

Finally left after like 15mins, which included 10 minutes of back and forth. I don't feel I would have CUM after one hour with this girl. She was so fake I couldn't even maintain an erection(To put context ,I am 41 and very fit).

Avoid this one.

https://www.escortrankings.uk/alice-thai-escort-london-236423

Used to call herself Prostate Massage Pro.

 

She's dropped her prices recently but is still very overpriced for what she actually provides.

She was on my list. What was the problem, shitty services ha? What about looks, does she look like in the photos? 

Caz in Maidstone 

 

Secret camera, plus didn't get what I paid for 

 

 

Pakistani Aaliyah X 

 

Born in UK but of Pakistani descent.

 

Advertises on adultwork. 

 

Looks nowhere like in the photos, gives half arsed services before rushes you out in the mid of the sesh, using lame excuses.

 

 

My worst punt this year was with a Polish woman calling herself ''Hot Caroline''.  

 

She is not on ER and the profile on Adult Work has gone for now but I'm posting this in case she returns trying to use the name Caroline again.  I saw her in February.  Even though she had no feedback / positive review on AW I took a risk as i'd only ever had great punts with Polish women up to that point. 

She only had a couple of photos in her gallery and with the face blurred out.  She looked quite fit and chesty in a ballgown type dress and in her profile she offered all the services I like including massage included within the full service for 90 hh.

When she opened the door I didn't fancy her face but she had a decent figure and my ''little head '' took over the decision making processes.  He got that one seriously wrong !  

Id requested a GFE service in the texts but she basically wanted to dominate throughout.  

The OWO was okay and lasted a while but she would not allow kissing on lips or the breasts.  I was only allowed to enter her in missionery and was not allowed to thrust, she had to do all the movements !.  She would not allow fingering despite having it listed as a like in her profile.

The worst bit was she wanted me to squeeze her throat whilst I was inside her as she said that really got her excited.  I didn't like it at all and felt I was vulnerable to being accused of hurting her afterwards.  

She said she usually could come from oral but I pretended not to understand her I didn't want to go down on her and was turned right off her by her odd behaviour and comments by that point.  

I came , she didn't but it had been a crap service and id had barely 20 minuntes. I asked her for a massage but she said she doesnt do it now because she hurt the last guy she tried to give a back massage too ! 

Basically this Caroline was a complete waste of money , her profile contained numerous inaccuracies and she had a really poor attitude to customer service.  I've since found that she had 1 negative review on UKpunting.  I should have done more thorough research and I do these days after that bad experience !.

My advice is never book an SP who has no genuine looking feedback on AW unless you are fully prepared to walk away if you dont get a good vibe as soon as you meet her.

No surprise that her adultwork profile is gone. But something tells me that she'll pop up with a new name sooner or later.   

Just noticed that Hot Caroline has activated her profile on AdultWork again.  Currently showing as being in the Coulsden / Croydon area.

https://www.escortrankings.uk/hotcaroline-escort-croydon-295921

 

adultwork ID: 8863574

 

There are new photos on the profile and im not sure if its the same girl as I saw as I thought the one I met  had a tattoo on her thigh or midriff.  The new photos have no tattoo !.  However the height and shape of the girl in the new pictures are very like the one I saw (and very much regretted visiting in February).  

She is still claimimg to offer French Kissing and massage though both were refused to me.  Also still claiming to have a gorgeous smiley face , which I saw no sign of during my visit

 

If you want to take the risk and visit her be sure to get her to confirm when you arrive what she is going to deiiver.  For me she was easily my worst punt of the last 12 months.

https://www.escortrankings.uk/gigiprofile-escort-london-296233

 

Avoid this one like a plague. 

 

Yes, she's attractive but gives half arsed services and won't let you touch her. Plus she's rude to the bone. 

 

Has a full bush and hasn't shaved for months.

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