Ahaha, you're awful mate. Younger lads, pay attention, these things are not taught in school. 

Most time when I come on a girls tits I accidentally spray there face first . Especially if your not going to see them again. Sorry not sorry 

Wank off before meeting, mate. 

Yesterday i ruined my session with cuming too early in escorts mouth and i was there for the main action. Too much built up and excited i couldn't hold it at all, not to mention waste of money since i paid 100 for HH and the session was over in 5 minutes, we spent 10 more minutes chatting before i head off. Complete disaster

Don't know why, but escorts with an attitude affect me more than submissive girls, i think it's a psychological thing...

It happened to me also, i punted some stuck up lassie. Before we started she was informing me of all her ''non-negotiable'' list of services, OWO was one of them. I was thinking, no problem darling - challenge accepted. Boy was she gurgling while giving me OWO after 15 minutes of action.

Good for you, now give me her contact number. 😂

Yesterday i cum in escort's mouth and that wouldn't be special if she hadn't made herself clear she will not do it in any cases before session. 

The thing is i fired her so up with fondling and licking her clit that she willingly ate my cum and asked for more. 

imo escort needs to love playing with my sperm, if that's not the case, there is zero chance of seeing her again.

How come some escorts don't like sperm, it's like you love football but don't like goals. I love when escort squirts, it fires me up instantly, it's the peak of an intercourse.

I was given a lovely head without a coat. I didn't warn her of the juice coming and it turned out to be COF. The thing is, not only she didn’t provide it, but she found it disgusting. So she freaked out and started arguing, i dressed up as quickly as i could and escaped. I've never punted her again. 

Pity she was smoking hot, but she was lacking manners.

Tapped that cutie for some period of time, i mean she knew how to make me aroused. So i loved to finish in her, with a condom of course, just our last time it ripped and i filled that minge up....

She freaked out and it was the end of our little romance... No she didn't get pregnant

We laughed our arses off, hilarious scene....

LOL. How did she react? 

LOL, cumed on her mom face even before you cumshot her face. That's what i call a good relationship. 

I ejaculated once on my girlfriend's mom photo besides bed, precised projectile 

Pretty much sure she's wearing eye patch right now, like a fucking jack sparrow. 😂😂😂

She's an ex, i don't care anymore... 😂

Or she's blind as a mole. 😂

I think it's kind of thing that happens a lot. I cumshoted exgirlfriend in the eye. Now she sees clearer for sure. 

Escort giving me a lovely hand job complained when the cum landed on her lingerie, as far as I was concerned I would have done that deliberately and she has the matter in hand……………

Ahaahahaha 😝 blinder 

I think she mad cause she did not get to swallow the cum 😝

adrianalwaysdtf

sexymissy21

Yeah just made us cum guys, mess with our pussy and not the hair. It takes a lot of time to do the hair and it's tiring sometimes. 

Can I mess your hair if it's not a quickie? I always wanna make mess either in bed or with the girl during sex 

I give you permission to mess everything as you long as give me orgasms at the end lol

hunkygeorge

Lol, I don't really know too why sex turned out to be so good if it's quickie lol. 

it's the adrenaline lol I bet it is. when you get so horny and you need to do it fast. you get to just fuck in one breath. You know that thing when you thrust so hard iin one full breath and does not stop until you cum. It;s tiresome lol 

She was onto a date but fucked you along the way.. LOL oh well too bad for her date, you had to taste her first. My ex also hates it when the cum shoots to the hair. she always complaints how she needs to wash her hair again lmao.. 

hunkygeorge

Lol, I don't really know too why sex turned out to be so good if it's quickie lol. 

That's because you're giving your all cause you keep thinking that this is only for a couple of minutes, which is why the finish is always better and satisfying..

Lol, I don't really know too why sex turned out to be so good if it's quickie lol. 

sexymissy21

Yeah just made us cum guys, mess with our pussy and not the hair. It takes a lot of time to do the hair and it's tiring sometimes. 

Can I mess your hair if it's not a quickie? I always wanna make mess either in bed or with the girl during sex 

Yeah just made us cum guys, mess with our pussy and not the hair. It takes a lot of time to do the hair and it's tiring sometimes. 

rule about quickie, make sure to never mess with the girl's outfit or hair cause they'll be so pissed at it lol

Hahahaha now she will need to redo her hair which will probably take an hour or two 😂

ha ha ha, they say it's good for many things, I don't know yet.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 blinder 

A time I had a quickie with a girl on the stairs, and she was moving it so good that I didn’t have time to hold back or tell her I was coming, so I told her: put your mouth there, but there wasn’t time and the semen shot out and landed on a visible part of her hair. She as mad because she had a date later and needed to look good, so I ended up ruining it, hahaha. It reminded me of the scene in the film “There’s Something About Mary” when the character played by Cameron Diaz gets it in her hair by accident.