I am 78. my problem. Is i have a catheter. In my penis. Does any body no of any young fuck. Who can with me.John.

You definitely can't have intercourse with the catheter on. But perhaps some young lady could give you a hand job...

Only if you're going to get penetrated Mr. John. 

Hi Mr John,

I used to be a qualified nurse who specialised in Urology, as you may be aware there are many different types of permanent catheters used so depending on the type you have there maybe a temporary solution I could offer in order for you to enjoy the pleasure of full intercourse with penetration which I am more than willing to experience with you xx