Yup, typos are funny but what i genuinely enjoy are photoshopped photos which are predominantly made by mature escorts. They're not very skilled in that and it usually results with a hilarious photo.  

The part where she mentions that she doesn't keep her cash at her place was funny but i also felt sorry for her. She's an asian TS WG, probably without anyone who could protect her in such situations. Scums take advantage of that.  

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A few days ago while looking for an escort i came across this:

 

•••ALL ROBBERS WHO THINKING OR PLANNING TO STEAL MONEY FROM ME , YOU ARE DO TO WRONG PLACES YOU WILL NEVER EVER TAKE ANY PENNY FROM ME BECAUSE I NEVER KEEP CASH MONEY IN MY FLAT AND YOU WILL GET TROUBLE IF YOU STILL IN ABERDEEN AND YOU WILL PAY BACK EVERYTHING WHAT YOU DID AS SOON AS POLICE FIND YOU•••

Oh, I started to laugh when i first read it. Then I realised the poor girl must have had a horrible experience to post something like that ! The fact she mentioned the Police rather than ''her friends'' probably means she has had a genuine loss. 

Well hopefully some kind gent in Scotland will help her replenish her funds !

A few days ago while looking for an escort i came across this:

•••ALL ROBBERS WHO THINKING OR PLANNING TO STEAL MONEY FROM ME , YOU ARE DO TO WRONG PLACES YOU WILL NEVER EVER TAKE ANY PENNY FROM ME BECAUSE I NEVER KEEP CASH MONEY IN MY FLAT AND YOU WILL GET TROUBLE IF YOU STILL IN ABERDEEN AND YOU WILL PAY BACK EVERYTHING WHAT YOU DID AS SOON AS POLICE FIND YOU•••

Can't recall any funny thing about escorts, but i do remember a guy, a uk punting member who counts the strokes during an intercourse. He usually has a sort of plan he has to achieve, for instance, 100 strokes in missionary position, and 150 in doggy position etc etc...

His reviews were hilarious but i haven't seen them for a while. Hope he's doing well.

I've noticed how often profiles seem to be posted up on AW hastily and with very little spell checking or attempts to correct the info.  The result is that references to age in the text often don't match the age box in the bottom right corner etc.  Also completley contradictory info gets posted ... like the profile states the SP is blonde and every one of the pics in the gallery is of a brunette !. Ive seen a few where the measurements given for the hip size are smaller than the measurements for the waist size  They were for Thai girls so unlikely to be accurate !

AW claim to verify photographs , nationality etc. It is therefore surprising how many errors make it through to the final posted version. I mean  considering that this profile is meant to be the way for SPs to hook in clients.  And also  that it takes a while (and a charge ) for the SPs to update their profiles once they have been posted.

What I particulalry like is where the SP uses an unintentionally  funny headline.  

Today I saw a profile for a Hot-Polish-Eliza that starts ''hello Gays new Girl your town'' . I wonder whether she wants to meet some gays when she is out shopping to get some tips on what handbag and heels combinations to go with !

Anyone else seen some funny details in SP profiles AW , VS etc that they could reference on here to give us all a laugh ?